Top 20

1. Nothing in this world is black and white, and everything is gray (unless you’re Hobby Lobby).

2. A cluttered desk is indeed the sign of a cluttered mind, and so is a cluttered house, a cluttered car, cluttered closets and drawers and even a cluttered e-mail inbox.

3. We are our environments—both our micro environments (our houses, our cars) and our macro environments (our cities, our world)—just ask the lady that cleans your house.

4. We are constantly getting green lights and red lights as to what direction to go in our lives. It’s that simple, but nobody wants to believe it’s that simple.

5. If we have a bad dream or didn’t sleep well or are depressed, it had something to do with what we ate—especially if it was pizza.

6. Suffering will always be with us no matter how many memes to the contrary there are on Facebook.

7. Art and music are the only things that make sense in this world—not football.

8. No matter what Fox News says, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

9. Nothing can keep you young like an open mind—except maybe great sex. (Hell, even mediocre sex can add a few years.)

10. Everything is foreplay, which we forget, and which is why we have to have foreplay.

11. Setting the alarm 20 minutes early so there’s time for cuddling is a great way to get some foreplay in on a regular basis—not to mention the best way to start the day.

12. Contrary to what the song says, growing up is hard to do—not breaking up.

13. The French have it right. Vive la difference.

14. Men need some kind of group/military experience to learn how to channel their energy—not how to go to war. Women? They have enough going on.

15. War is fruitless in any case.

16. If a person has a bad relationship with their ex and you’re in a new relationship with them, they’re probably not good relationship material.

17. If somebody tells us what is wrong with us or what they don’t like about us, they are probably, at least to a certain extent, right; owning up to it right away ends a lot of arguments.

18. Attitude really is everything.

19. The rescuer always becomes the victim.

20. God doesn’t have a beard—or a vagina for that matter.

And finally:

21. Tequila goes with everything.

Daqui.